One of my favourite songs is Ella Fitzgerald’s “I’ve Got Five Dollars“, recorded the year I was born and just one of many wonderful songs from Ella Fitzgerald Sings the Rodgers and Hart Songbook. Every time I hear it, Ella’s chocolatey voice melting the crazy lyrics into such beautiful rhythm makes me feel good, so this little story appealed to me. Some weeks ago at The Potting Shed I apologised to a lady for giving a handful of five dollar notes as change … it was all I had in the till. She said “no, that’s brilliant .. I love getting five dollar notes. I collect them.” Gathering her goods she continued “You’d be amazed how quickly they add up, then when I have a hundred of them I go and buy something special.” What a great idea I said. And she assured me you don’t even miss the five dollar notes in your wallet, if you take them out and store them in a little box or container. Impressed by the simplicity of the idea, I have started a collection myself, towards a trip to see the famous gardens at Prieuré d’Orsan. Then just last week another customer came in and told me she would cut off her right arm if she could only have the spectacular Turkish water trough that had arrived the day before. “No need”, I laughed. “Just save up your five dollar notes and very soon you’ll be able to buy it … without losing a single arm!” I told her about the other ladies advice and smiling she said it reminded her of her youth in London when everyone would put sixpences into Haigs Dimple Whisky bottles and once full it held exactly forty pounds. A lot of money in those days we agreed. “We could only spend the notes” she said, “because we saved the sixpences for the Haigs Dimple; the pennies for the gas meter and the shillings for the train station.” Off she went chuckling to her husband that she would soon have enough for the water feature .. and did he have any five dollar notes in his pocket!
Even if you have only one five dollar note … we have lots of lovely things you can buy with it at The Potting Shed. Or if you want to save a stack of them, we have some more serious treasures to tempt you!
Mister Shylock was stingy
I was miserly too
I was more selfish
And crabby than a shellfish
Oh, dear, it’s queer
What love can do
I’d give all my possessions
For you
I’ve got five dollars
I’m in good condition
And I’ve got ambition
That belongs to you
Six shirts and collars
Debts beyond endurance
On my life insurance
That belongs to you
I’ve got a heart
That must be spurtin’
Just be certain
I’ll be true
Take my five dollars
Take my shirt and collars
Take my heart that hollers
Everything I’ve got belongs to you
I’ve got five dollars
Eighty-five relations
Two lace combinations
They belong to you
Two coats with collars
Ma and Grandma wore ’em
All the moths adore ’em
They belong to you
I’ve got two lips
That care for mating
There for waiting
Will not do
Take my five dollars
Take my coats and collars
Take my heart that hollers
Ev’rything I’ve got belongs to you
Songwriters
HART, LORENZ/RODGERS, RICHARD
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Lyrics © Warner/Chappell Music, Inc.
You must post a pic of the Turkish water trough, I’m intrigued!
Hi Annie … as soon as the rain stops, I’ll take some nice pics to tempt you! Bit of a freight issue getting it to your garden though – it weighs over 1/2 a tonne!